š§© Your Personal Writing Prompt
What ordinary thing in your life would look completely bizarre to someone who had never seen a human before?
August 9, 2026 ā 10:53 p.m.
As a human, everything we live with in todayās present time is ordinary to usā¦
which is crazy.
Someone from the past would be blown away.
Underwear.
What a creation.
We have all kinds of underwearāregular tighty-whities, boxers, thongsā¦
Thong…Not my thing, but theyāre there.
And for women, they get the bra to accessorize with the underwear.
Now theirs can get fancyā¦
They even get a store called Victoriaās Secret.
Shhhā¦
Sheās got a secret.
So underwearās main purpose is to cover your genitalia and to secure that you donāt poop by mistakeā¦
I mean, mistakes happen.
But if you got your tighty-whitiesā¦
wellā¦
donāt wear them white.
But the thongā¦
Now that would be a crazy visual.
Itās like cutting the chocolate cake in half.
Thatās a crazy split.
I remember a couple of years agoā¦
Me and my dad were doing his paper/plastic bag route in LA.
We were driving and my dad was talking to meā¦
āThat dumbass Trump hair of an old-ass dollā¦ā
Then he froze.
Wellā¦
his face froze.
He kept driving.
He missed the turn.
He just kept drivingā¦
and he began to speed up.
Then he started cursing at everyone driving because they seemed to be in his way.
So we got to the driveway and he jumped out.
I heard his hop as he hit the pavementā¦
and he began to speed-walk to the front door.
He has so many keys.
I could see him fumbling through his keys trying to open the front door.
I could see the anger in his face.
Then he just stopped movingā¦
slowly opened the doorā¦
and walked in.
About 45 minutes later, he walked out.
Got in the vanā¦
and we began to drive away.
Then he said:
āI shit my underwear. I had to take a bath and throw away my underwearā¦I loved that pair.ā
I couldnāt stop laughing.
Soā¦
underwear.
They can be a lifesaver.
Enjoy your morningā¦
and your cup of coffee.
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